big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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