Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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