I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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