im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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