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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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