puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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