YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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