Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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