After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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