i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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