Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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