Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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