Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You're like the curious george of whores
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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