did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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