no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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