READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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