I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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