I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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