so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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