it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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