her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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