My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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