just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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