jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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