There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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