dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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