i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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