I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
sex in a hospital.. check
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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