Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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