she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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