why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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