I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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