yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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