Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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