I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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