everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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