He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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