who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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