He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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