dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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