was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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