could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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