Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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