So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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