my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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