This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
