She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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