is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Dear god my vagina.
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