It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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