Dual....:-)
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
thus making me awesome and them whores
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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