So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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