How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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