I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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