i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
And then he peed in my hair
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