I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
