There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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