Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I am naked and annoyed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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