I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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